OK so one look at the cover told me I wasn’t in for a gripping storyline but I must say I wasn’t expecting 75 minutes of dialogue free bumping and grinding by a motley assortment of befanged, heavily tattooed and pierced, ripped fishnetted skanks and their bodybuilder beaus. It’s a mystery to me just who this product is aimed at or supposed to appeal to? Simulated vamp-sex fetishists? That’s a hell of a niche market! Is it from late night TV perhaps?  That’s probably where it should be anyway so some pimply teenage boy that hasn’t discovered the internet yet can learn about the facts of (un)life. If you’re thinking of buying this I can only pray that you stop by this review first so you know what you’re getting into and if you go ahead and buy it anyway good luck to you and please consult a psychiatrist at your earliest convenience.

The DVD:

Anamorphic transfer looks fine despite the lighting departments attempts to make it look bloody awful. Same goes for the audio, for what it’s worth you can hear every moan and groan of the ‘dialogue’ and every note of the generic soundtrack perfectly.