Written by: Cliff Wood on November 19th, 2009
Theatrical Release Date: West Germany, 1973
Directors: Ernst Hofbauer
Writer: Günther Heller
Cast: Puppa Armbruster, Gerd Arnau, Ini Assmann, Reiner Brönneke, Ulrike Butz, Shirley Corrigan, Britt Corvin, Sven Dolan, Marie Ekorre, Sonja Embriz, Marisa Feldy, Felix Franchy, Helmut Früchtenicht, Sascha Hehn, Sonja Jeannine, Hans Kern, Günther Kieslich, Bert Lock, Kurt Meinicke, Josef Moosholzer, Klaus Münster, Achim Neumann, Maria Raber, Uli Steigberg, Rinaldo Talamonti, Carmen Van Der Poel, Elisabeth Welz
DVD released: January 26th, 2010
Approximate running time: 85 minutes
Aspect Ratio: 1.66:1 Anamorphic Widescreen
Sound: Dolby Digital Mono German
DVD Release: Impulse Pictures
Region Coding: Region 1 NTSC
Retail Price: $24.95
Following the same formula and narrative structure that the previous five Schoolgirl Report films, Schoolgirl Report Volume 6: What Parents Would Gladly Hush Upstarts off with two high school students who are caught having sex in the schools music room. After the two students are caught they are forced to defend their sexual interlude to the school board. The following stories follow during this meeting. A young woman who lusts after her teacher Miss Lansing and when her sexual advances are dismissed, the young woman threatens to blackmail her teacher. A young man who is extremely popular with the ladies pisses off the wrong girl. This leads to all the boys and the girls he slept with exacting their revenge on him. A window washer in a Speedo sneaks into a class room full of young girls and has sex with three of them while he clueless teacher who is blind as bat continues with her lesson. An alcoholic father settles a debt by selling his daughters virginity to the man he owed money too. Not satisfied with this one transaction the father continues to pimp his daughter to numerous Johns. A young woman seduces her fencing instructor who also happens to be married. When his wife finds out he is forced to choose between his wife or continuing his illicit affair with his student.Some other stories glossed over in this installment include a young woman who is assaulted in the hallway by two of her classmates and masturbating in the classroom. This installment of Schoolgirl Report also features some recycled footage from previous Schoolgirl Report films. Most notably a clip from the Christina Lindberg scene from Schoolgirl Report Volume 4: What Drives Parents to Despair. Content wise while all the scenes are at least on par with what came before in previous Schoolgirl Report films. The only scene that really stands out is the scene with the window washer in his Speedo. Just like previous Schoolgirl Report films, Schoolgirl Report Volume 6: What Parents Would Gladly Hush Up has at least one scene that takes on questionable subject matter. This scene in question is the one with the alcoholic father who sells his daughter to men for money. In fact this is one of the weaker and more detestable scenes to appear in any of the first six Schoolgirl Report films. Overall while there is handful of enjoyable moments in Schoolgirl Report Volume 6: What Parents Would Gladly Hush Up, the end result falls short the overall quality present in the first four Schoolgirl Report films.
Impulse Pictures presents, Schoolgirl Report Volume 6: What Parents Would Gladly Hush Up in an anamorphic widescreen that preserves the film’s original aspect ratio. This transfer has been flagged for progressive playback. Outside of some minor print damage this is another strong looking transfer in which colors, flesh tones and black levels fare well all around.
This release comes with one audio option a Dolby Digital mono mix in German and removable English subtitles have been included. The subtitles are error free, easy to read and follow. There is some mild background noise that is never to excessive or distracting. Dialog is clear and everything sounds balanced.
Just like the previous five Schoolgirl Report DVD releases from Impulse Pictures this release is also a bare bones release that only comes with a static menu and no extra content. Overall Impulse Pictures gives Schoolgirl Report Volume 6: What Parents Would Gladly Hush Up a DVD release that is on par with their previous Schoolgirl Report DVD releases.