Written by: Jimmy the Gent on July 24th, 2010
Theatrical Release Date: Various
Cast: Rene Bond, Michelle Angelo, Lee Germaine, Roseanne Arnaud
DVD released: July 13, 2010
Approximate running time: 207 minutes
Aspect Ratio: 1.33:1 Full Frame
Sound: Dolby Digital Mono
DVD Release: Secret Key Motion Pictures
Region Coding: Region 0 NTSC
Retail Price: $19.98
This softcore loop collection contains some definite surprises. Yes, there is some grain and print damage and some of the 26 shorts are rather run-of-the-mill. But there are many great and even fantastic shorts here, featuring fine looking girls-next-door with huge natural breasts, making this one stand out among the crowd.
No mention is made of the big stars here from the world of 60’s / 70’s mens magazines, other than Rene Bond. An okay short (the 2nd one) includes Michelle Angelo with friends doing indoor nude yoga. Pretty good concept, but when Michelle and the other D cupper lie on their backs and their breasts point straight to the ceiling, the director yells ‘cut’ and we move outside to the pool, where the absence of gravitational law is less conspicuous.
Ahhh, but the ‘Linda” short is actually Lee Germaine and her 40 inch chest. She spends much of the run time lying on her back, leaving no doubt whatsoever that she is 100% natural (at this point in time). Most big bust models are very short, about 5 ft in platform shoes, but Lee is all of 6 ft tall, and her hangers are big. She looks fantastic here.
Rosemary Lorenz (aka Roseanne Arnaud) appears to be ready to mix it up with another babe, when the referee just cannot resist her huge breasts (and areolas). Seems he’s trying to rape her at one point, but she is one furious wild cat. How’s about stomping on the balls – is that legal?
Other highlights on Disc One include Bra Buster No 2, a redhead who applies lotion everywhere, Perfectly Natural featuring a hot hippie chick, Sundown, and Home At Last – all these babes like to lick their nipples, too. The best of this lot, however, is the first part of The Glamourettes that features a babe frantically go-go dancing and stripping at the same time. Wow, what a workout
Disc Two continues with the catfights, and Rosemary is back for two of them, but none match the sheer exuberance of the first. She even manages to keep her top on during the third (but her opponent doesn’t). Following some routine catfight / bondage reels we have two Rene Bond loops (both post boob job). The last title presents more bondage, this time with men’s magazine / porn starlet Serena as one of the trio of mistresses (poor guy).
Quality is variable from title to title. The color loops fare worse for the most part, and the first Rene Bond short is probably the worse condition of the bunch. Still perfectly watchable, and bless them for retaining the original full screen aspect ratio of [some of their earlier short collections were cropped to widescreen]. There is no soundtrack other than 42nd St. Pete reading from the enclosed booklet to introduce each short, and projector sounds during the run.
Many of these shorts feature well endowed, natural babes that know how to play the camera. Toss in a handful of extraordinary ones, then let it all hang out.